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[Sep. 20th, 2006|03:29 pm] |
that dirty rotten slutting little time-brat whore!!! i'll eat her guts with hot sauce!!!!!
WHERE AM I?????
*unleashes a primal scream that would turn anyone who heard it into a quivering mess, if the least form of even the most basic life wasn't several light years away*
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| waiting, waiting, tra la la... |
[Sep. 19th, 2006|04:35 pm] |
*dances around a big rectangular shape, draped with a bright red curtain - the shape is about the size of a small lion cage; about twelve feet long by five feet wide: tall enough for a lion to stand up in, but not a man*
*singing tunelessly at top of voice*
i'm gonna get the time-brat, i'm gonna get the time-brat...
*bangs on rectangular shape with a hollow metallic clunk*
hey, don't be sad in there! i'll miss you too, and your pretty singing, but the little freak will be more fun to play with than yooooooou!
*no answer*
*laughs a laugh to chill the dead*
*resumes skipping and singing* |
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| in the center ring |
[Sep. 13th, 2006|08:31 pm] |
*singing '99 bottles of beer on the wall' at annoying top volume, voice stuttering and warping horribly like a demented gramophone on crack*
*dances and skips around three log beams pounded into the ring, each covered with a different-colored curtain*
*occasionally, leg catches in mid-skip and nearly does a faceplant in the sawdust*
...coMe on come On miSter tuh-tall funny dancing c-clOwn Man, we cuh-CAn't wAit all nuh-nIGHT...
*lets out a curdling shriek that turns into a psychotic giggle*
*resumes singing and skipping* |
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