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NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! [Sep. 20th, 2006|03:29 pm]
[Current Location |a deserted asteroid in the gehenna quadrant cluster-belt]


that dirty rotten slutting little time-brat whore!!! i'll eat her guts with hot sauce!!!!!

WHERE AM I?????

*unleashes a primal scream that would turn anyone who heard it into a quivering mess, if the least form of even the most basic life wasn't several light years away*
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waiting, waiting, tra la la... [Sep. 19th, 2006|04:35 pm]
[Current Location |sideshow tent]

*dances around a big rectangular shape, draped with a bright red curtain - the shape is about the size of a small lion cage; about twelve feet long by five feet wide: tall enough for a lion to stand up in, but not a man*

*singing tunelessly at top of voice*

i'm gonna get the time-brat, i'm gonna get the time-brat...

*bangs on rectangular shape with a hollow metallic clunk*

hey, don't be sad in there! i'll miss you too, and your pretty singing, but the little freak will be more fun to play with than yooooooou!

*no answer*

*laughs a laugh to chill the dead*

*resumes skipping and singing*
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in the center ring [Sep. 13th, 2006|08:31 pm]
*singing '99 bottles of beer on the wall' at annoying top volume, voice stuttering and warping horribly like a demented gramophone on crack*

*dances and skips around three log beams pounded into the ring, each covered with a different-colored curtain*

*occasionally, leg catches in mid-skip and nearly does a faceplant in the sawdust*

...coMe on come On miSter tuh-tall funny dancing c-clOwn Man, we cuh-CAn't wAit all nuh-nIGHT...

*lets out a curdling shriek that turns into a psychotic giggle*

*resumes singing and skipping*
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